Total Medals Earned: 903 (From 140 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,960 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (70/95 points)
You won!
Get all fails in StS.
Get jumpscared by Henry.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (200/200 points)
Play "The Last Dog"
Medals Earned: 10/16 (285/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Read EVERYTHING.
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (90/90 points)
???
The genie of the booze bottle.
I stole these icons from him :(
There is a hidden power...
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/165 points)
Figure out what to do from the start...
Hello, everybody, my name is...
Is it the author or the composer..? Or maybe both?
It's-a me!
Is it the 1987?!
I probably shouldn't touch this one...
This one looks like mine, but... from a different place...
A piece of mysterious universe...
Must be a part of some website title...
Finish all 8 levels
Medals Earned: 6/7 (165/265 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 5
Complete level 10
Complete level 15
Complete level 20
Complete level 25
Complete level 30
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 37/39 (485/500 points)
Complete round 3 of a level
Complete round 5 of a level
Complete a level with 10 or more cards unturned
Complete a level with 15 or more cards unturned
Play at least 5 cards before picking from stack
Play at least 10 cards before picking from stack
Play at least 15 cards before picking from stack
Play at least 5 cards in a row that count up in value
Play at least 5 cards in a row that count down in value
Complete 5 different levels
Complete 10 different levels
Complete 25 different levels
Complete 50 different levels
Complete 100 different levels
Win by placing the final card on top of the wildcard
Unlock 5 locations
Unlock 10 locations
Unlock 20 locations
Reach a total road length of 10 tiles
Reach a total road length of 50 tiles
Reach a total road length of 100 tiles
Reach a total road length of 250 tiles
Reach a total road length of 500 tiles
Reach a total rail length of 5 tiles
Reach a total rail length of 25 tiles
Reach a total rail length of 50 tiles
Reach a total rail length of 100 tiles
Reach a total rail length of 250 tiles
Reach a total river length of 5 tiles
Reach a total river length of 25 tiles
Reach a total river length of 50 tiles
Reach a total river length of 100 tiles
Reach a total river length of 250 tiles
Remove 10 roads, rails or rivers
Own at least five thousand dollars
Own at least ten thousand dollars
Own at least twentyfive thousand dollars
Remove 50 roads, rails or rivers
Remove 100 roads, rails or rivers